Take that, optimistic people!

So some people in California found out that people who are optimistic die earlier than people who are pessimistic. If you are optimistic, here are some tips to get pessimistic:

-Every day, when you wake up, you should grab a lemon, and squirt its juice into your eyes. That'll sure bring you in a bad mood.

-Kill your rabbit and say that your neighbour is a douchebag, he'll throw eggs at you. You'll see ;D

-Do something bad so your mother will nag about it, record it and listen to it all day long.

-Let your computer die a serious death. Bring him to a hospital and say it's not a wuzzy, get kicked by a boxer and say your mum makes up 100 FML's a day for fun.

-Try to pronounce the name Ralf Mackenbach. You'll get frustrated because it is impossible to pronounce it right without looking like a square.

-Be a square or triangle.

-Buy a painting and rip it in front of the painter's eye, yeah just 1 eye. the other lies on the ground.

-Get veeery bored and start writing stupid things on a blog.

hahahahaha bye!