Doctor Quotes: Nine

I thought, intead of doing Companion Quotes, I'd do Doctor Quotes. I'll start with Nine:

ROSE

[The Doctor]: Nice to meet you, Rose. [holds up the bomb, shaking it slightly while grinning.] Run for your life!

[Jackie]: I'm in my dressing gown.
[The Doctor]: Yes, you are.
[Jackie]: There's a strange man in my bedroom.
[The Doctor]: Yes, there is.
[Jackie]: Anything could happen.
[The Doctor]: No. [walks away]

[Rose]: Hold on, if you're an alien, why do you sound like you're from the north?
[The Doctor]: Lots of planets have a north!

THE END OF THE WORLD

[The Doctor]: Everything has its time and everything dies.

THE UNQUIET DEAD

[The Doctor]: I saw the Fall of Troy! World War Five! I was pushing boxes at the Boston Tea Party! Now I'm gonna die in a dungeon.... [disgustedly] in Cardiff!

ALIENS OF LONDON

[Mickey]: I bet you don't even remember my name!
[The Doctor]: Ricky.
[Mickey]: It's Mickey!
[The Doctor]: No, it's Ricky.
[Mickey]: I think I know my own name!
[The Doctor]: You think you know your own name? How stupid are you?

WORLD WAR THREE

[The Doctor]: Installed in 1991. Three inches of steel lining every single wall. They'll never get in. [smiles triumphantly]
[Rose]: And how do we get out?
[The Doctor]: [still smiling, looks around and then nods] Ah. [keeps smiling]

DALEK

[The Doctor]: [digging through a bin of alien weapons] Broken...broken...hairdryer...

THE EMPTY CHILD

[Rose]: What's the emergency?
[The Doctor]: It's mauve!
[Rose]: Mauve?
[The Doctor]: Universally recognized color for danger.
[Rose]: What happened to red?
[The Doctor]: Oh, that's just humans. By everyone else's standards, red's camp. Oh, those misunderstandings—all those Red Alerts, all that dancing.

THE DOCTOR DANCES

[The Doctor, Capt. Jack and Rose are cornered by the empty children.]
[The Doctor]: Go to your room! Go to your room! I mean it. I'm very, very angry with you. I'm very, very cross! GO! TO! YOUR! ROOM! [The children lurch away and obey him.] I'm really glad that worked. Those would have been terrible last words.

BOOM TOWN

[Mickey]: [after the Doctor explains why the TARDIS resembles a Police Public Call Box] But that's what I meant: there's no police boxes anymore, so doesn't it get noticed?
[The Doctor]: Ricky, let me tell you something about the human race. You put a mysterious blue box slap-bang in the middle of town, what do they do? Walk past it. Now stop your nagging. Let's go and explore.

BAD WOLF

[Dalek 1]: [glances at Rose] We have your associate. You will obey or she will be exterminated!
[The Doctor]: No.
[Pause. The Daleks glance at each other in confusion.]
[Dalek 1]: Explain yourself.
[The Doctor]: I said no.
[Dalek 1]: What is the meaning of this negative?
[The Doctor]: It means no.

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30DCC Day Nineteen

A cartoon that should never have existed.

-The Penguins Of Madagascar. Don't get me wrong, I love penguins. Just not the annoying macho kind of penguins.

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Don't Bring Me Down...

GRRRROOS!

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TLOZ: OOT

That's the most adorable acronym I've ever seen. If you hadn't figured it out yet: it stands for The Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time. A game that's impossible to beat. Dammit.

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30DCC Day Eightteen

A cartoon that you wish you had created.

-Adventure Time. I wish I could think outside the box like that.

-The Shy Hipster

Spotify Adds

Consider Yourself - Oliver!
Labour Of Love (Edit) - Hue And Cry
White Rabbit - Jefferson Airplane
I Believe In A Thing Called Love - The Darkness
Christmas Time - The Darkness
Pumped Up Kicks - Foster The People
He's A Pirate - Klaus Badelt
Mah Na Mah Na - The Muppets
We Are Golden - MIKA
Champs Elysees - NOFX

-The Shy Hipster

Dolan

I seriously don't see what's not to like about Dolan. I hear people hating on tbe meme like it's a damn axe murderer. Also 'it doesn't make any sense'? That's the point: he's a pervy sadist who doesn't make any sense. I get that people don't particularly like it, but why does everyone hate it?

-The Shy Hipster

30DCC Day Seventeen

A cartoon that you were obsessed with.

-Pokémon. I had to have EVERYTHING even remotely related to Pokémon, I had to watch every episode, etcetera. I watched it up to Hoenn, after that it became kind of boring.

-The Shy Hipster

About The Darkness And Freddie Mercury

I just listened to the song Christmas Time (Don't Let The Bells End) by The Darkness. In my opinion it sums up the Christmas spirit perfectly.
After a while, I noticed that the singer (don't know his name, sorry) sounds remarkably like Freddie Mercury. Also, the song is very Queen-like. But, I'm not a Queen/Freddie expert, so I could very well be that I'm just being silly.
I can only ask you to listen to the song and decide for yourself.

-The Shy Hipster

P.S.
I know that this post is not remotely interesting, but I felt like writing something.

30DCC Day Sixteen

A cartoon with good jokes.

-Spongbob. How could anyone say anything else but Spongebob?

-The Shy Hipster

I Can Do Triforce, Me!

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Isn't it beautiful?
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30DCC Day Fifteen

A cartoon with a sticky theme song.

-The Mighty B. I am one of the few people who actually like the Mighty B, it's so random and sweet!

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Companion Quotes: Captain Jack Harkness

UTOPIA

Captain Jack Harkness: Good to see you.
The Doctor: And you. Same as ever. Although, have you had work done?
Captain Jack Harkness: You can talk!
The Doctor: [looks confused for a second] Oh yes, the face. Regeneration. How did you know this was me?
Captain Jack Harkness: The police box kinda gives it away.

[Jack prepares to enter a deadly radiation filled room]
The Doctor: Whoa, what are you taking your clothes off for?
Captain Jack Harkness: I'm goin' in!
The Doctor: By the looks of it, I'd say the Stet radiation doesn't affect clothes, only flesh.
Captain Jack Harkness: Well, I'll look good though.

Doctor: The city outside, that was yours?
Chantho: Chan, the conglomeration died, tho.
Doctor: Conglomeration! That's what I said!
Jack: You're supposed to say, "sorry".
Doctor: Oh, yes.
[to Chantho]
Doctor: Sorry.
Chantho: Chan, most grateful, tho.

THE DOCTOR DANCES

Captain Jack Harkness: [stands after ceiling is repaired] Who has a sonic screwdriver?
The Doctor: I do!
Rose Tyler: [ignores them] Lights.
[starts to move around the room, looking for a switch]
Captain Jack Harkness: Who looks at a screwdriver and thinks, "Ooh, this could be a little more sonic"?

BAD WOLF

Captain Jack Harkness: What's a Defabricator?
Captain Jack Harkness: [his clothes get disintegrated]
Captain Jack Harkness: Okay, defabricator, does exactly what it says on the tin. Am I naked in front of millions of viewers?
Zu-Zana, Trine-e: [enthusiastically] Absolutely.
Captain Jack Harkness: Ladies, your viewing figures just went up.

JOURNEY'S END

Captain Jack Harkness: [crawling out of a shaft in the wall] Just my luck! I crawl through two miles of ventilation shafts, following life signs on this thing...
[pointing to the device on his wrist]
Captain Jack Harkness: ...and who do I find? Mickey Mouse.
Mickey Smith: You can talk, Captain Cheesecake!
Captain Jack Harkness, Mickey Smith: Ha ha!
[they hug]
Captain Jack Harkness: And that's Beefcake!
Mickey Smith: And that's enough hugging!

Captain Jack Harkness: [on realizing that there are technically three versions of the Doctor - the original, the clone and the Doctor/Donna combination] I can't tell you what I'm thinking right now!

-The Shy Hipster

3000 Pageviews

I was so excited to have been in Paris that I totally forgot to look at my statistics on Blogspot. Today, I saw that we have passed the 3000 pageviews! I am really happy and I will really try to post more stuff.

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30DCC Day Fourteen

A cartoon that you wish you were one of the characters of.

-My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. For obvious reasons.

-The Shy Hipster

Back From Paris!

I will be posting things again as soon as I'm less tired. Am I even making sense right now?

-The Shy Hipster

30DCC Day Thirteen

A cartoon everybody likes but you don't.

-The Simpsons. I don't mind watching it, but I don't particularly like it.

-The Shy Hipster

Dark Shadows Review

IMDb Rating: 6.7
Rotten Tomatoes Rating: 42%
Notable Cast/Crewmembers: Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter, Eva Green, Tim Burton, Seth Grahame-Smith, Colleen Atwood, Danny Elfman, Michelle Pfeiffer, Chloë Grace Moretz, Gulliver McGrath, Christopher Lee, Alice Cooper
Genre: Comedy, Fantasy

If you haven't seen it, this is the only thing you need to know: it's way better than the trailer.
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Barnabas Collins, a man who turned into a vampire by the curse of a witch, returns to his home after two centuries. He finds that his family is in both a financial and an emotional crisis. Meanwhile, the witch is still hunting him for revenge.
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When I heard that there was going to be a movie with Tim Burton, Helena Bonham Carter and vampires, I knew I had to see it. Then I saw the trailer. For those who haven't seen it: it's the most disgusting thing in the universe. It honestly made me believe it was going some kind of bland Disaster Movie-like film, because they decided that ALL the bad jokes had to be in the trailer, without showing the actual contents of the story.
In short: It's much better than I had expected, though not as good as I had hoped. Because the original Dark Shadows was a soap opera, the story has taken over some of its features (multiple main characters, multiple plot lines etc.), which, in my opinion, doesn't work that well for feature films. Visually, it is perfectly gothic, seventies and Victorian. And of course it is all topped with a great Danny Elfman score.
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Barnabas Collins: [seeing Alice Cooper] Ugliest woman I've ever seen.
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-The Shy Hipster

30DCC Day Twelve

A cartoon with a very good story.

-The Powerpuff Girls. They have original and terrifying enemies and weird but realistic protagonists.

-The Shy Hipster

The Pirates! Band Of Misfits Review

IMDb Rating: 7.0
Rotten Tomatoes Rating: 87% on the Tomatometer, rated 66% by audiences.
Notable Cast/Crewmembers: Hugh Grant, David Tennant, Russell Tovey, Salma Hayek, Brendan Gleeson, Imelda Staunton, Martin Freeman
Genre: Animation, Comedy

Not as good as I had expected, but certainly better than your average family movie.
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The Pirate Captain is tired of always being seen as a loser. When he enters in the Pirate Of The Year Awards, he gets laughed at, which drives him to steal as much gold as possible. He even goes as far as selling his parrot, whi turns out to be a dodo. Charles Darwin buys it and gives it to his crush, Queen Victoria. Unfortunately, she doesn't take care of the dodo like the Pirate Captain had hoped.
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I was excited to see this movie, mainly because it's an Aardman production and it has an amazing cast. Unfortunately, Aardman has lost a bit of the humour that was shown in Chicken Run and the Wallace And Gromit series. However, both the cast and the wicked (typically British) script make up for it.
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Pirate Captain: Fire all things that go bang!
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-The Shy Hipster

30DCC Day Eleven

A cartoon that shouldn't have become a movie.

-Alvin And The Chipmunks. They are SO annoying. I really can't stand them.

-The Shy Hipster

Spotify Adds

You Don't Know - Milow
I Can Swing My Sword - Toby Turner
Call Me Maybe - Carly Rae Jepsen
Hoots Mon! - Lord Rockingham's XI
A Noble Girl About Town - Murray Gold
Rose's Theme - Murray Gold
Martha's Theme - BBC National Orchestra Of Wales
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious - Dick Van Dyke, Julie Andrews
The Eve Of The War - Jeff Wayne
Don't Bring Me Down - Electric Light Orchestra
It's My Life - No Doubt

As you can see, a lot of Doctor Who related music.
-The Shy Hipster

30DCC Day Ten

A very stupid cartoon.

-Danny Phantom. Not funny, not pretty and not interesting.

-The Shy Hipster

To Do

Invite the Doctor and the Daleks to the house of Frank 'N Furter and ask them to do the Time War again.

-The Shy Hipster

AUTHOR EDIT:
Unfortunately, I'm not the first person to have come up with this, as I initially thought. In fact, I'm about the six billionth person.

30DCC Day Nine

A cartoon with a cool theme song.

-Is there any other choice than Pokémon? Seriously, every theme song up to the one with "Every trainer has a choice..." is freaking amazing. My favourite is Master Quest.

-The Shy Hipster

The Hunger Games (Film) Review

IMDb Rating: 7.6
Rotten Tomatoes Rating: 84%
Notable Cast/Crewmembers: Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson, Liam Hemsworth, Toby Jones, Stanley Tucci, Elizabeth Banks, Woody Harrelson, Lenny Kravitz, Donald Sutherland
Genre: Adventure, Fantasy

I was really excited to see this film. Was.
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Katniss grows up in the poorest district of the country Panem. Every year, there is a big competition called the Hunger Games, in which a boy and a girl from each district is chosen to compete. The competition is held is a huge arena, where the people have to fight to the death until one remains.
Katniss' sister Prim is chosen to compete. Of course, Katniss can't let her little sister go, and she volunteers to take her place.
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I don't think it was a bad film, but I WAS slightly disappointed. A huge part of the film was action, while I think the oppression and Katniss' thoughts (the book is pretty much an internal monologue. They could've used subtitles or a voice-over) are way more interesting. Also, is it really that hard to hold the camera PROPERLY? I'm not against using the shaky cam thing (though nowadays it is mostly used as a cheap...Okay, I may be against shaky cam), but if you keep using it, it loses its meaning.
Still, overall it was nice to watch. The acting was okay, I loved the outfits of the Capitol citizens, and they didn't leave out too much of the book.
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Katniss Everdeen: [stabs knife on table]
Effie Trinket: Hey! That is mahogany!
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-The Shy Hipster

30DCC Day Eight

A cartoon that you used to like but now hate.

-American Dad. I really don't see what's so funny about it, but I liked it a few years ago.

-The Shy Hipster

Companion Quotes: Rose

ROSE

Rose Tyler: If you are an alien how come you sound like you're from the North?
The Doctor: Lots of planets have a North!

Rose Tyler: What's a Police Public Call Box?

THE END OF THE WORLD

Rose Tyler: [talking to the potted cutting of Jabe's grandfather] Hello. My name's Rose... that's a sort of plant. We might be related.
[pauses]
Rose Tyler: I'm talking to a twig.

Rose Tyler: [on the Steward, after Doctor explains the psychic paper] He's blue!
The Doctor: Yeah.
Rose Tyler: Okay.

The Doctor: The whole thing's jammed. I can't open the door. Stay there. Don't move!
Rose Tyler: Where am I gonna go - Ipswich?

THE GIRL IN THE FIREPLACE

The Doctor: Rose, take Arthur, follow it. Don't approach it, just go, go, go!
Rose Tyler: Arthur?
The Doctor: Good name for a horse.
Rose Tyler: No, you're not keeping the horse.
The Doctor: I let you keep Mickey!

DOOMSDAY

Rose Tyler: [crying] I... I love you.

THE EMPTY CHILD

Captain Jack Harkness: You look a little dizzy.
Rose Tyler: What about you? You're not even in focus...! Oh, boll...
[faints]

TOOTH AND CLAW

The Doctor: [held at gunpoint on the Scottish highlands] 1879. Same difference.
Reynolds: You will explain your presence, and the nakedness of this girl.
The Doctor: [Scottish accent] Are we in Scotland?
Reynolds: How can you be ignorant of that?
The Doctor: Oh, I'm dazed and confused. I've been chasing this wee naked child over hill and over dale. Isn't that right, you... tim'rous beastie?
Rose: [terrible Scottish accent] Och aye! I've been oot and aboot!
The Doctor: [normal voice] No, don't do that.
Rose: Hoots mon!
The Doctor: No, really don't. *Really*.

Queen Victoria: And please excuse the naked girl.
Rose Tyler: Sorry.
The Doctor: She's a feral child. I bought her for sixpence in old London Town. It's was her or the Elephant Man, so...
Rose Tyler: Thinks he's funny but I'm so not amused.

FATHER'S DAY

Rose Tyler: I think he left me.
Pete Tyler: What, a pretty girl like you? If I was going out with you...
Rose Tyler: Stop right there!
Pete Tyler: I was just saying...
Rose Tyler: I know what you're saying, and we're not going there. At no point are we going anywhere *near* there. You aren't even aware that "there" exists. I don't even want to *think* about "there", and believe me, neither do you. "There", for *you*, is like... pfft, it's like the Bermuda Triangle.

THE CHRISTMAS INVASION

Rose: I, um, I address the Sycorax, um, according to... Article 15 of the Shadow Proclamation. I command you to *leave* this world with all the authority of... the Slitheen Parliament of Raxacoricofallapatorious, and, um, the Gelth Confederacy, as, uh, sanctioned by the Mighty Jagrafess, and, ooh! the Daleks! Now *leave* this planet in *peace*! In peace.

SCHOOL REUNION

Sarah Jane Smith: [Sarah Jane and Rose are once again squabbling over the Doctor] I had NO trouble with space-stuff. I've seen things you wouldn't believe!
Rose Tyler: Try me!
Sarah Jane Smith: Mummies!
Rose Tyler: I've met ghosts.
Sarah Jane Smith: Robots, lots of robots!
Rose Tyler: Slitheen, IN Downing Street!
Sarah Jane Smith: Daleks!
Rose Tyler: Met the Emperor.
Sarah Jane Smith: Anti Matter Monsters!
Rose Tyler: Gas Mask Zombies!
Sarah Jane Smith: Real life Dinosaurs!
Rose Tyler: Real life Werewolf!
Sarah Jane Smith: THE LOCH NESS MONSTER!
Rose Tyler: Seriously?

ARMY OF GHOSTS

Rose Tyler: [entering the TARDIS] According to the paper they've elected a ghost as MP for Leeds. Now don't tell me you're going to sit back and do nothing.
[the Doctor suddenly appears from just below the console. He's wearing an odd looking backpack]
The Doctor: [in a funny voice] Who ya gonna call!
Rose Tyler: Ghostbusters!
The Doctor: I ain't afraid of no ghost!

THE IMPOSSIBLE PLANET

The Doctor: I don't know what's wrong with her. She's sort of queasy. Indigestion, like she didn't want to land.
Rose: [straight-faced] Oh, if you think there's gonna be trouble, we could always go back inside, and go somewhere else...
[Rose cracks up, and they laugh outrageously]

THE IDIOT'S LANTERN

Rose, The Doctor: Hi!

Rose: 'Scuse me Mr Connolly, hang on a minute. Union Jacks?
Eddie: Yes, that's right, isn't it?
Rose: That's the Union Flag. It's the Union Jack only when it's flown at sea.

LOVE & MONSTERS

Rose Tyler: You upset my mum.
Elton Pope: Right. Big absorbing alien over there, and you're having a go at me?

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Rose: That's the Union Flag. It's the Union Jack only when it's flown at sea.

30DCC Day Seven

A cartoon that you wouldn't admit you used to watch.

-Totally Spies. I was a die-hard fan, until they changed Jerry's voice actor. After that it started to be rubbish. Well, it was never any good of course, but you know what I mean.

-The Shy Hipster

I Have No Life...

Signs that your school break isn´t going the way you had planned:

1. You keep wishing that you're back at school.
2. You can't stop pressing F5 when on 9gag, hoping that some new stuff will pop up.
3. You check the fridge every ten minutes.
4. You spend your days watching Doctor Who episodes you've already seen.
5. You read an entire discussion about Fleur Delacour (Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire) is a sexist character or not.
6. Cleaning your room is fun, because you finally have something to do.
7. You realize you're a spoiled brat for not enjoying your break.
8. You keep thinking about poor kids who can't even afford going to school, let alone have a break.
9. You learn an entire song on the ukelele in one day, while you previously worked three weeks on learning the G chord.
10. You realize all the above applies to you.

But I have a valid reason! My best friend and my boyfriend have left me all alone to go to her boyfriend and to France, respectively. It's not my fault! I'm not pathetic! Well, I am, but not because of the beforementioned reasons, I'm pathetic because I just am.

-The Shy Hipster