Nosetype

Today's nosetype:

Quentin Tarantino

Quentin Tarantino



YESSSHHHHH! VICTORY!

-HipsterForce

A Lot Of Lovely Little Poems

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Some poems rhyme
This one doesn't

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm Samuel L. Jackson,
and I F*CKING DARE YOU!

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
This doesn't make sense
BATMAN

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I've got Tourettes,
B*LLS, SH*T F*CK YOU!

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm narcoleptic
ZZZZZZZZZ

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I think there's someone behind me,
And now you think so too.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
My nose is a bit itchy,
ah- ah- ah- ACHOO!

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm obsessive-compulsive,
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm obsessive-compulsive
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm obsessive-compulsive

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have amnesia
Roses are red.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm easily distact-
BUNNY!

-HipsterForce

Nursing Rhyme

Hush little darling, don't say a word.
Mommy's gonna buy you a mockingbird.

And if that mockingbird won't sing,
mommy's gonna buy you a diamond ring.

And if that diamond ring won't shine,
mommy's gonna buy you a porcupine.

And if that porcupine stings a lot,
mommy's gonna buy you a bag of pot.

And if that pot is confiscated by the cops,
mommy's gonna buy you COD Black Ops.

And if that's way too violent for you,
mommy's gonna buy you a goat that says "MOO!"

And if that goat doesn't really exist,
mommy's gonna buy you an iron fist.

And if that fist belongs to Iron Man,
mommy's gonna buy you a Volkswagen van.

And if that van is, like, wayyy too old and all,
mommy's gonna buy you a great big fall.

And if that fall is a little bit too deep,
then maybe it's time for you to GO THE F*CK TO SLEEP!

-HipsterForce

Awesome Weather Quote

Translated from Dutch:

If the rooster won't crow when the morning is red,
you'll either get rain, or the rooster is dead.

-HipsterForce

Celebrity Nosetype Of The Day

Today's nosetype: Alan Rickman

Alan Ricman


Pretty good, not? Yesterday my glasses kept hitting other keys.

-HipsterForce

Pingu

I'm trying to make a lot of posts this day, but I don't have inspiration, so here's a picture of a penguin:

-HipsterForce

Potrzebie

As a tribute to the awesome magazine MAD, I have found sentences that contain the word mad (a LOT of Alice In Wonderland), and changed "mad" to potrzebie.

This is potrzebieness! (300)
We're all potrzebie in here... (Alice In Wonderland)
Brad, I'm potrzebie for you too! (The Rocky Horror Picture Show)
He's as potrzebie as a hatter. (Alice In Wonderland)
It's a potrzebiehouse...A potrzebiehouse! (Planet Of The Apes)
And jealousy, will drive you... POTERZEBIIIIEEEE! (Moulin Rouge!)
But I NEVER intended all this potrzebieness- NEVER! (The Nightmare Before Christmas)

-HipsterForce

So Much Bubbles!

I have a request. Could everyone that reads this blog (all -3 of you)
re-introduce the art of blowing bubbles.
Bubbles are easy to make, and they bring joy to the world. A really cheap, fun and relaxing way to make people just a little bit happier.

Yours faithfully,

-HipsterForce (or maybe HippieForce)

Nosewriting

Yes, it really says nosewriting. It's a lot of fun to try and type something with your nose. There are three rules:

1. You do NOT talk about nosewriting.
2. You can't look to nthe screen before you're finished.
3. You can't try a second time.

This is me trying to nosewrite Helena Bonham Carter:

he4lo4ejhqqq bojhyqjm cdqart5r44

-HipsterForce

Brave

The ancients spoke of it.
It is the heart of this fierce land.
It is carried in the wind, born of our legends.
And when we are put to the test, it is the one thing, we must always be.

BRAVE

__________________

As you may have guessed, this is the text spoken in the trailer of Brave, the new Disney/Pixar movie. It's the first Pixar movie to feature a female main character, as well as the first Pixar film to be in Scotland. Even though I'm not really a Disney fan, I'm really looking forward to this movie. Mainly because Craig Ferguson, Robbie Coltrane and Emma Thompson are going to act:)
Can't wait for it to come out!

-HipsterForce

Cool Trailers

These trailers really make me want to see the movies:


5.Batman:
YAY fake special effects!

4.El Laberinto Del Fauno:
BEautifully eerie, only the voice-over is too blockbuster-esque.

3. Sixty Six:
Just a really simple story, but it looks like fun.

2. Pee-Wee's Big Adventure:
Stupid jokes are made funny.

1. Sherlock Holmes:
Perfect mix of music and film.

I haven't seen any of these films, so I wasn't biased by the film itself.

-HipsterForce

San Francisco - Holiday Update Six

Today's the last day of my time in the US. As you can see in the title, I'm in SF right now. Yesterday, I went to Amoeba, a record store. They had THE most amazing stuff! Three soundtracks for $13.-! Awesome.
Today I went to look for a snowglobe, because I collect them, but I came back with something else: Harry Potter's Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans. Here's my word of advice:

DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, THINK THAT THE FLAVOURS ARE MADE UP.

You WILL try the flavours earth worm, boogers, vomit, earwax, sausage and black pepper, and you WILL almost puke at every single bite.

-HipsterForce

Cats ^o.o^

Names that are great (but mayhap not appropriate) for cats:

1. Marquis de Sade
2. Dog
3. Duke Von Cheezypants
4. Smelly
5. Commander Thade
6. Nyan
7. Egghead
8. He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named
9. Nostril
10. Taco

-HipsterForce

LACMA

If you're on the west coast of the US somewhere between now and October, you should definitely go to the Los Angeles County Museum Of Art (LACMA). For a limited time they have a Tim Burton exhibition, which is really really great. They show you some of his early drawings, costumes, storyboards and more kinds of stuff. Worth it!

-HipsterForce

Harreh Pottah SPOILER ALERT:)

I went to see the last HP film about a week ago, and I keep thinking that these people should've gotten more attention, both in the books and the films:

Luna Lovegood (Evanna Lynch)-both the actress and the character are severely underrated.
Gellert Grindelwald (Jamie Campbell Bower)-seriously? Only two seconds of Grindelwald in all of the eight movies?
Bellatrix Lestrange (Helena Bonham Carter)-I feel like the love that Bella feels for Voldy isn't truly shown.
Nymphadora Tonks (Natalia Tena)-they said almost nothing about her and Remus!
Remus Lupin (David Thewlis)- see previous one.
Draco Malfoy (Tom Felton)- in my opinion the best of all the young people.
Dolores Umbridge (Imelda Staunton)- funny character, amazing actress.

It's still an awesome movie though, and I really feel sad that everything is over.
-HipsterForce

Secrets Unveiled

1. Everyone knows that Bruce Wayne is the real person behind Batman. But did you know that Mickey Mouse is the real person behind both the Riddler and Tyler Durden?

2. Maggie Smith doesn't age. She's too awesome for aging.

3. Gravity doesn't exist. It is a myth, created by the birds. If we wouldn't believe in gravity, we would take over the skies. The birds didn't like that, so they created mind-invaders to make us believe in gravity.

4. If you wear a grey tank top, you are 307.6% more likely to be pooped on by a dinosaurrabbit than when you wear a rainbow-coloured dress.

-HipsterForce