Questions Yet To Be Answered

1. If there will be a time where humans are able to travel through time, why aren't we being visited by people from the future?
2. If the aliens in the film 'Signs' die from water, how are they able to breathe outside their space ship? As far as I know, there is water in the air.
3. Who the eff is Hank/Alice?
4. How can people hate rock music?
5. Are there people who don't like popcorn?
6. What happens if you succesfully divide by zero?
7. Does God have a moustache?
8. Why are you still reading this?
9. Is it too easy to make a joke that involves both the word 'Shamwow' and the word 'sham'?

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If you are a great person who likes to stand up for the rights of gay, lesbian, transgender and bisexual people in Uganda, please click the link and sign the petition. It takes less than a minute, and lives could be saved.
Also, your awesome levels will increase by 200%

Underrated Lines In Films

1. Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)
2. You only marry once. Or twice, in my case. (Conversations With Other Women)
3. I KILLED SIRIUS BLACK, I KILLED SIRIUS BLACK! (Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix)
4. They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard! (Lord of the Rings)
5. So long, and thanks for all the fish! (The Hitch-hikers' Guide to the Galaxy)

Okay, number four isn't really underrated, but it is such an awesome sentence.

Twilight But Way Better

My version of Twilight:

Bella:


Edward:


Jack (I know, his full name is Jacob):
 or

Alice:

Charlie:

Tumblr

Apparently, everybody uses tumblr, so from now on you can find me on http://romanticasylum.tumblr.com/

I'm gonna try to upload photo's everyday...even though that will probably not work out.

The Fun Of Photoshop

Before:

After:

Awesome levels increased by 124%



Things One Shouldn't Do At A Graveyard

1. Dance around naked. Or dance around at all.
2. Have a zomie themed party.
3. Decorate the tombstones with weird wigs.
4. Say that you are bored to death.
5. Recite Shakespeare's Hamlet.

Things Dutch People Mispronounce Sometimes

1. Asylum (Asylum)
2. Development (Development)
3. Country (Cowntry)
4. Recipe (Re-caip)
5. Bovine (Bovine)

Weird Names In Films

1. Bilbo Baggins (Lord Of The Rings)
2. Iracebeth (Alice In Wonderland)
3. Albus Dumbledore* (Harry Potter)
4. Rocky Horror (The Rocky Horror Picture Show)
5. Snow White  (Snow White)
6. Pippi Longstocking (Pippi Longstocking)
7. Lyn Cassady (The Men Who Stare At Goats)
8. Qui-Gon Jinn** (Star Wars)

*A Dumbledore is a type of bumblebee.
**Today is actually annual international Star Wars Day. May the Fourth be with you!

Stop, collaborate and listen

I'm planning on writing a few Alice In Wonderland-based fanfics. The prologue is on it's way as I type this, and to get in the mood I have a drawing I made of Chessur the Cheshire cat:

In two to four days the prologue should be up. In the meantime, enjoy the way Chessur is looking into your soul.