10. Earwax
9. Zebra
8. Quantity
7. Melodramatic
6. Limb
5. Chimpanzee
4. Torch
3. Pebble
2. Stew
1. Goo
(O.0) <--- Crazy emoticon.
woensdag 27 april 2011
woensdag 20 april 2011
Little Black Riding Hood
Once upon a time, in an awesome country, there was a little ninja girl. She wasn't invisible like all the other ninjas, but she had a little black riding hood, so everybody called het Little Black Riding Hood. How original.
One day she wanted to go to her grandma, because her grandma had been attacked by a gnome only days before. She took some sushi with her to comfort her granny. When she was halfway she spotted some flowers, so she went off the road to pick them. Out of the shadow came a gigantic evil godzilla-like robot. He said: 'Hey little girl! If you give me that sushi you have with you, I will take you to your grandma safely. Otherwise, I will kill you.
Little Black Riding Hood took a deep breath, dug her heels into the ground and hit the robot as hard as she could. The robot fell over into a small pond and exploded. Little Black Riding Hood skipped to her granny, they ate the sushi together and they lived happily ever after.
Moral of the story: Never, ever attempt to steal a ninja's sushi.
One day she wanted to go to her grandma, because her grandma had been attacked by a gnome only days before. She took some sushi with her to comfort her granny. When she was halfway she spotted some flowers, so she went off the road to pick them. Out of the shadow came a gigantic evil godzilla-like robot. He said: 'Hey little girl! If you give me that sushi you have with you, I will take you to your grandma safely. Otherwise, I will kill you.
Little Black Riding Hood took a deep breath, dug her heels into the ground and hit the robot as hard as she could. The robot fell over into a small pond and exploded. Little Black Riding Hood skipped to her granny, they ate the sushi together and they lived happily ever after.
Moral of the story: Never, ever attempt to steal a ninja's sushi.
maandag 11 april 2011
Mythical And Less Mythical Creatures Explained
Unicorns
Awesome as hell. They poop rainbows (or double rainbows!), they know everything and if is't a pegasus unicorn it can fly as well!
Ninjas
Can do everything that's awesomelike.
Gnomes
A unicorn's biggest enemy. So not cool.
Leprechauns
You'd better be nice to them or else he's going all ninjalike on your face.
Vampires
Not-sparkly: Almost as awesome as ninjas.
Sparkly: No explanation needed.
Zombies
GARBELGRAHBEMSFGTETADAAAARHGG!!!
Awesome as hell. They poop rainbows (or double rainbows!), they know everything and if is't a pegasus unicorn it can fly as well!
Ninjas
Can do everything that's awesomelike.
Gnomes
A unicorn's biggest enemy. So not cool.
Leprechauns
You'd better be nice to them or else he's going all ninjalike on your face.
Vampires
Not-sparkly: Almost as awesome as ninjas.
Sparkly: No explanation needed.
Zombies
GARBELGRAHBEMSFGTETADAAAARHGG!!!
zondag 10 april 2011
Movie Review
So yesterday I watched 'Conversations With Other Women' (2005). It might have been the best movie I've ever seen. Normally I really don't like movies that even remotely suggest that they are romantic comedies, because all the romantic comedies I've seen are extremely predictable. Conversations, however, is really original. Before I write any more about how great this movie was, I should tell you the plot.
SPOILER ALERT! If you don't want to know the ending, stop HERE!
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A man and a woman (you never hear their names) meet at a wedding. They start to talk, and by flashbacks and a lot of suggestions you find out that they were once married. After they divorced, the woman moved from New York to London, but the man stayed in New York. The woman married to a cardiologist named Geoffrey (or Jeffrey. The subtitles said Jeffrey, but Wikipedia said Geoffrey) and the man got a steady girlfriend named Sarah. Even though both the woman and the man have seperate relationships they decide to have sex in the woman's hotel room, just before she has to go back to London. They reminisce about the past and the man finds out that the woman has children. Both of the people feel very guilty and stupid. After this, the woman goes back to London. The last shot is of the man and the woman sitting in seperate cabs, discussing life and luck with the cab driver.
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What I really liked about the movie was the way the cameras were used: It isn't as smooth as with most big budget movies. That way, it really gives you the feeling you are there.
As I said before, it is really great that the plot isn't predictable. It is just a simple love/hate story, without any supernatural, dislogical (is that a word?), not-believable layers. The only thing that is really predictable is the moment when the woman puts her phone next to the man's phone. Because the phones are almost identical, you know that they're going to take the wrong phone. However, instead of filming it obviously, it is kind of hidden in the rest of the movie.
What I liked about the acting was that it was extremely natural. I've watched a few interviews with Helena Bonham Carter (who plays the woman by the way), and in the movie she talks just as natural as in interviews.
Only one thing was kind of disappointing: I heard about the movie being a split screen wonder. Almost the whole movie was shot for split screen. So I was really excited to see the split screen part. Turns out they changed it for dvd :(. Only three parts were in split screen: the introduction, the sex scene and the cab scene.
So, altogether this dvd has a load of pluses, including Helena Bonham Carter, who is close to a godess in my eyes, and one minus, which is heavily outweighed by the awesomeness of this movie.
WATCH IT OR BE A SQUARE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!!!
Oh, and the best line of the movie was:
Woman: 'Oh, you're so romantic...'
Man: 'By romantic, you mean, what, old fashioned?'
Woman: 'No, by romantic... I mean romantic.'
SPOILER ALERT! If you don't want to know the ending, stop HERE!
=========================================
A man and a woman (you never hear their names) meet at a wedding. They start to talk, and by flashbacks and a lot of suggestions you find out that they were once married. After they divorced, the woman moved from New York to London, but the man stayed in New York. The woman married to a cardiologist named Geoffrey (or Jeffrey. The subtitles said Jeffrey, but Wikipedia said Geoffrey) and the man got a steady girlfriend named Sarah. Even though both the woman and the man have seperate relationships they decide to have sex in the woman's hotel room, just before she has to go back to London. They reminisce about the past and the man finds out that the woman has children. Both of the people feel very guilty and stupid. After this, the woman goes back to London. The last shot is of the man and the woman sitting in seperate cabs, discussing life and luck with the cab driver.
==========================================
What I really liked about the movie was the way the cameras were used: It isn't as smooth as with most big budget movies. That way, it really gives you the feeling you are there.
As I said before, it is really great that the plot isn't predictable. It is just a simple love/hate story, without any supernatural, dislogical (is that a word?), not-believable layers. The only thing that is really predictable is the moment when the woman puts her phone next to the man's phone. Because the phones are almost identical, you know that they're going to take the wrong phone. However, instead of filming it obviously, it is kind of hidden in the rest of the movie.
What I liked about the acting was that it was extremely natural. I've watched a few interviews with Helena Bonham Carter (who plays the woman by the way), and in the movie she talks just as natural as in interviews.
Only one thing was kind of disappointing: I heard about the movie being a split screen wonder. Almost the whole movie was shot for split screen. So I was really excited to see the split screen part. Turns out they changed it for dvd :(. Only three parts were in split screen: the introduction, the sex scene and the cab scene.
So, altogether this dvd has a load of pluses, including Helena Bonham Carter, who is close to a godess in my eyes, and one minus, which is heavily outweighed by the awesomeness of this movie.
WATCH IT OR BE A SQUARE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!!!
Oh, and the best line of the movie was:
Woman: 'Oh, you're so romantic...'
Man: 'By romantic, you mean, what, old fashioned?'
Woman: 'No, by romantic... I mean romantic.'
zaterdag 9 april 2011
donderdag 7 april 2011
A Feelgood List
You know, this day is awesome! Do you want to know why?
Well, because:
1. It's only 262 more days until Christmas!! W0000t!! Presents!
2. Little dragons are so CUTE!
3. Only a few more months until the end of another school year.
4. Only a few more months until the summer! That means that it's almost festival season! Yay festivals!
5. My band, The Stereotypes performs at a festival called 'Out Of The Box' on April the 21st in Amersfoort, Holland.
6. Cutlery is an awesome word.
7. I am a ninja.
AAAAAAAWWWW YEAAAHH!!
Well, because:
1. It's only 262 more days until Christmas!! W0000t!! Presents!
2. Little dragons are so CUTE!
3. Only a few more months until the end of another school year.
4. Only a few more months until the summer! That means that it's almost festival season! Yay festivals!
5. My band, The Stereotypes performs at a festival called 'Out Of The Box' on April the 21st in Amersfoort, Holland.
6. Cutlery is an awesome word.
7. I am a ninja.
AAAAAAAWWWW YEAAAHH!!
dinsdag 5 april 2011
Underrated Things
Underrated animals:
1. Frogs
2. Tarantulas
3. Snakes
4. Pigs
Underrated characters on a keyboard:
1. ^
2. }
3. €
4. ~
Underrated vloggers:
1. meekakitty
2. Banjomovies (Dutch)
3. FLuffeeTalks
4. vlogbrothers
Underrated bands/singers:
1. Within Temptation
2. The Ting Tings
3. Lily Allen
4. Lacuna Coil
Underrated blogs:
1. FunkyGreenFishie
1. Frogs
2. Tarantulas
3. Snakes
4. Pigs
Underrated characters on a keyboard:
1. ^
2. }
3. €
4. ~
Underrated vloggers:
1. meekakitty
2. Banjomovies (Dutch)
3. FLuffeeTalks
4. vlogbrothers
Underrated bands/singers:
1. Within Temptation
2. The Ting Tings
3. Lily Allen
4. Lacuna Coil
Underrated blogs:
1. FunkyGreenFishie
vrijdag 1 april 2011
Big Debates
1. Harry Potter or Twilight?
2. Doraemon or Miffy?
3. Ninjas or Pirates?
4. Mac or PC?
5. Taco Bell or Chipotle?
6. Dogs or Cats?
7. Danny Elfman or Hans Zimmer?
8. Warner Brothers or Disney?
9. Pepsi or Coca-Cola?
10. NCIS or CSI?
11. British English or American English?
12. Oxford or Cambridge or Harvard or Yale or Columbia?
13. Cinema or DVD
14. Buying or Downloading?
2. Doraemon or Miffy?
3. Ninjas or Pirates?
4. Mac or PC?
5. Taco Bell or Chipotle?
6. Dogs or Cats?
7. Danny Elfman or Hans Zimmer?
8. Warner Brothers or Disney?
9. Pepsi or Coca-Cola?
10. NCIS or CSI?
11. British English or American English?
12. Oxford or Cambridge or Harvard or Yale or Columbia?
13. Cinema or DVD
14. Buying or Downloading?
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