Once upon a time, in an awesome country, there was a little ninja girl. She wasn't invisible like all the other ninjas, but she had a little black riding hood, so everybody called het Little Black Riding Hood. How original.
One day she wanted to go to her grandma, because her grandma had been attacked by a gnome only days before. She took some sushi with her to comfort her granny. When she was halfway she spotted some flowers, so she went off the road to pick them. Out of the shadow came a gigantic evil godzilla-like robot. He said: 'Hey little girl! If you give me that sushi you have with you, I will take you to your grandma safely. Otherwise, I will kill you.
Little Black Riding Hood took a deep breath, dug her heels into the ground and hit the robot as hard as she could. The robot fell over into a small pond and exploded. Little Black Riding Hood skipped to her granny, they ate the sushi together and they lived happily ever after.
Moral of the story: Never, ever attempt to steal a ninja's sushi.
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