Mythical And Less Mythical Creatures Explained

Unicorns

Awesome as hell. They poop rainbows (or double rainbows!), they know everything and if is't a pegasus unicorn it can fly as well!

Ninjas

Can do everything that's awesomelike.

Gnomes

A unicorn's biggest enemy. So not cool.

Leprechauns

You'd better be nice to them or else he's going all ninjalike on your face.

Vampires

Not-sparkly: Almost as awesome as ninjas.
Sparkly: No explanation needed.

Zombies

GARBELGRAHBEMSFGTETADAAAARHGG!!!