Musicals And Their Best Song

1. Wicked - Defying Gravity
2. Sweeney Todd - A Little Priest
3. West Side Story - America
4. Gypsy - Rose's Turn
5. Cats - Shimbleshanks The Railway Cat

I'm not a big fan of musicals in general, but these songs are just plain awesome!

-HipsterForce

Quotes Yet To Be Typographied

In addition to my last post, these quotes are definitely worthy of being typographied:

1. Come what may
2. You remain my power, my pleasure, my pain
3. Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
4. Am I bovvered?
5. EXTERMINATE. ANNIHILATE. DESTROY.
6. Shall we sing about it again?
7. Well, if that's love, it comes at much to high a cost

Suggestions anyone?

-HipsterForce

Words With Style

As you may have noticed, I am very fond of quotes. I am also very fond of writing and drawing. Therefore, I have made a tumblog about typography:

http://www.tumblr.com/blog/wordswithstyle

I hope you like it. It's not going great because I have trouble figuring out Photoshop, so everything looks like it was made with Paint...

-HipsterForce

3DHPC Day Fourteen

Team Voldermort or Team harry?

(Since when is it Voldermort instead of Voldemort? Did I miss the memo?)

-Definitely Team Voldemort. He's a more insteresting person than Harry. Also, the people following him are cooler. And he has a FREAKIN' SNAKE!

-HipsterForce

Beetlejuice Review

IMDb Rating: 7.3
Rotten Tomatoes Rating: 81%
Notable Cast/Crewmembers: Alec Baldwin, Michael Keaton, Winona Ryder, Catherine O'Hara
Genre: Fantasy, Comedy

I liked this movie, because it's one of the most absurd and crazy movies I've ever seen. The story itself isn't really all that interesting (although it is wildly original), but all the special effects (prosthetic make-up, green screens, stop-motion etc.) make it look like a B- list movie with A-list actors. And who doesn't love B-list movies with A-list actors?

SPOILERSSPOILERSSPOILERS

The story is about a married couple that dies in a car crash. They turn into ghosts and are required to stay in their house for a long time (I forgot how long. SHAME ON ME!). A new family moves into their home and of course, it's not a really nice family. Mom is an "artist" that makes horrible sculptures, dad doesn't care about his daughter. The only one that is actually sane is the girl, Lydia. She hates her family and does everything to get away from them. The ghosts try to scare away the family, releasing a "bio-exorcist" called Betelgeuse (pronounced Beetlejuice, hence the title) in their attempts.
Betelgeuse terrorises the family and almost marries Lydia. The ghosts gets rid of Betelgeuse just in time and befriend the family.

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Adam: What are your qualifications?
Betelgeuse: Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?_______

-HipsterForce

30DHPC Day Thirteen

Least fave movie?

-Four. I have a few reasons for this:
1. None of my favourite characters (Luna, Bellatrix, Tonks, Remus, Umbridge, Xenofilius etc.) were in it.

2. Dumbledore was VERY angry all the time.

3. There was less tension than in the other movies.

Don't get me wrong, it's still a great movie, just less fun to watch than the rest.

-HipsterForce

The Question Of The Life, The Universe And Everything

Finally, after knowing the answer to the question of life, the universe and everything, we now know the question!

Q: Doctor Who?
A: 42

Get it? The forty-second doctor is the reason there is life, a universe and everything! It all makes sense now!

-HipsterForce

That Awesome Moment When...

1. You find out that The Doctor has danced to the song Crazy Little Thing Called Love.

2. You realise you've got a cookie left over.

3. You find out Squidward likes Krabby Patties and you make a weird face.

4. People tell you that you look like a hipster.

5. You see a random squirrel.

6. You are still alive and awesome.

-HipsterForce

Cute Words For Normal Words

1. Sandwich - Sammich
2. Pussycat - Puttytat
3. Santa Claus - Sandy Claws
4. Boss - Baus
5. Balance - Bauwance

(I know that this doesn't make a lot of sense, but I'm tired and I felt like I had to write at least one post that wasn't part of the 30DHPC today)

-HipsterForce

30DHPC Day Twelve

Fave ship?

(This means relationship, amirite?)
-The non-existing relationship between Bellatrix and Voldemort. It's really touching to see how she obsesses over him and he's all like: "GTFO bitch, I am superior to you."
I also like Lupin-Tonks, but Rowling didn't really work that out in the books.

-HipsterForce

Best Lines From The Eleventh Hour

Yesterday I watched The Eleventh Hour (the first episode with Matt Smith as the Doctor in Doctor Who) again, and I felt I just had to write down a few amazing quotes.

SPOILERSSPOILERSSPOILERSSPOILERS

Young Amy: Are you okay?
The Doctor: Just had a fall. All the way down there, right to the library. Hell of a climb back up.
Young Amy: You're soaking wet.
The Doctor: I was in the swimming pool.
Young Amy: You said you were in the library.
The Doctor: So was the swimming pool.


Young Amy: What is it? What's wrong with you?
The Doctor: Wrong with me? It's not my fault, why can't you give me any decent food! You're Scottish, fry something!


[Amy begins cooking]
The Doctor: Ahh! Bacon!
[the Doctor eats the bacon, then promptly spits it out]
The Doctor: That's bacon! Are you trying to poison me?
[Amy begins cooking again]
The Doctor: Beans!
[the Doctor eats the fried beans, and promptly spits them out]
The Doctor: Beans are evil. Bad bad beans.
[Amy butters a slice of plain bread]
The Doctor: Bread and butter! Now you're talking.
[the Doctor runs outside and flings the bread and butter out]
The Doctor: And stay out!


The Doctor: Do I just have a face that nobody listens to? Again.

The Doctor: [Realising he is actually 12 years late] Why did you say six months?
Amy Pond: He's coming.
The Doctor: This matters. This is important. Why did you say six months?
Amy Pond: [Revealing her Scottish accent] WHY DID YOU SAY FIVE MINUTES?

Amy Pond: Twelve years, and four psychiatrists!
The Doctor: Four?
Amy Pond: I kept biting them!
The Doctor: Why?
Amy Pond: They said you weren't real.

Amy Pond: You're worse than my aunt!
The Doctor: I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everybody's aunt!

The Doctor: No TARDIS, no screwdriver, two minutes to spare... Who da man?
[blank stares from Prisoner Zero, Rory, and Amy]
The Doctor: Alright, I'm never saying that again, fine!

The Doctor: C'mon, then! The Doctor will see you now!
Atraxi: [after scanning The Doctor] You are not of this world.
The Doctor: No but I've put a lot work into it.
Atraxi: Is this world important?
The Doctor: Important? What's that mean, important? Six billion people live here, is that important? Here's a better question: is this world a threat to the Atraxi? Oh come on, you're monitoring the whole planet! Is this world a threat?
Atraxi: [after looking at a montage of world events] No.
The Doctor: Are the peoples of this world guilty of any crime by the laws of the Atraxi?
Atraxi: [after viewing another montage about earth] No.
The Doctor: Okay. One more, just one: is this world protected?
[as the Atraxi views a montage of all the aliens who have attacked humanity in some way]
The Doctor: You're not the first to have come here. Oh, there have been so many. And what you've got to ask is, what happened to them?
[Atraxi looks at a montage of the past ten Doctors. The Doctor steps through the montage when the 10th Doctor is shown]
The Doctor: Hello. I'm the Doctor. Basically. Run.

[seeing his new TARDIS for the first time]
The Doctor: Look at you. Oh, you sexy thing, look at you!

The Doctor: Amy Pond, there's something you'd better understand about me cause it's important, and one day your life may depend on it: I am definitely a mad man with a box!

So far this is my favourite episode.
-HipsterForce

Useless Trivia

Our brain was made to learn these facts:

1. Michael Keaton's real name is Michael Douglas.

2. If one were to get the body of a member of the Winx Club (a Nickelodeon series), that person would have to remove a few vital organs, a few ribs and they would be infertile.

3. Pigeons can recognise the faces of humans.

4. Nicole Kidman has,in addition to her having a supporting role in Batman Forever, been in a movie with at least one of the actors in every other Batman series: She worked with Michael Keaton (in My Life) from the Burton series, with Clooney (in The Peacemaker) from Batman & Robin, and with Aaron Eckhart (in Rabbit Hole) from the Nolan series.

5. There is a hidden alien in every single South Park episode.

-HipsterForce

30DHPC Day Eleven

What character would you say you are most like?

-Probably Luna, because she has a wicked clothing style and doesn't really care what people think about her, though she can be sad about it sometimes. She is really quiet but she defends things she likes.

-HipsterForce

Considerations For Roles In Movies

[Source: IMDb]

Marilyn Manson, Christopher Eccleston, Ewan McGregor and Jeremy Davies were considered for the role of Dr. Jonathan Crane/The Scarecrow (Batman Begins)

Christian Bale had previously screen tested and was considered for the role of Robin in Batman Forever. (Batman Begins)

Alec Baldwin, Jeff Bridges, Emilio Estevez, Matthew Broderick, Kevin Costner, Tom Cruise, Michael J. Fox, Harrison Ford, Robert Downey Jr., Kevin Spacey, Patrick Swayze, Dennis Quaid, Kurt Russell, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Mel Gibson, Charlie Sheen, Bill Murray, Pierce Brosnan, Tom Selleck, Daniel Day-Lewis, Tom Hanks, Kevin Kline and Bruce Willis were considered for the role of Bruce Wayne/Batman. (Batman)

Rosanna Arquette, Jamie Lee Curtis, Ellen Barkin, Robin Duke, Kate Capshaw, Glenn Close, Joan Cusack, Madonna, Geena Davis, Judy Davis, Denny Dillon, Christine Ebersole, Mia Farrow, Carrie Fisher, Bridget Fonda, Jodie Foster, Teri Garr, Melanie Griffith, Linda Hamilton, Daryl Hannah, Goldie Hawn, Mariel Hemingway Barbara Hershey, Holly Hunter, Anjelica Huston, Amy Irving, Diane Keaton, Diane Lane, Kay Lenz, Jessica Lange, Lori Loughlin, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Virginia Madsen, Kelly McGillis, Bette Midler, Catherine O'Hara, Tatum O'Neal, Sarah Jessica Parker, Michelle Pfeiffer, Molly Ringwald, Meg Ryan, Susan Sarandon, Jane Seymour, Cybill Shepherd, Brooke Shields, Sissy Spacek, Mary Steenburgen, Sharon Stone, Meryl Streep, Lea Thompson, Kathleen Turner, Sela Ward, Sigourney Weaver and Debra Winger were all considered for the role of Vicki Vale after Sean Young, the original choice, departed. (Batman)

Willem Dafoe, David Bowie, John Lithgow, Tim Curry, and James Woods, were considered for The Joker. (Batman)

Helena Bonham Carter, Jane Krakowski, Yasmine Bleeth, Sarah Jessica Parker, Mary Stuart Masterson, Laura Dern, Maddie Corman, Kerri Green, Lili Taylor, Laura San Giacomo, Ally Sheedy, Mia Sara and Marisa Tomei all auditioned for the role of Sarah Williams. Krakowski, Sheedy and Corman were all highly considered for the role, alongside Jennifer Connelly, who eventually won the role (Labyrinth)

Anne Hathaway was almost cast as Johanna but Tim Burton wanted a complete unknown for the role and settled with Jayne Wisener. Meryl Streep, Imelda Staunton, Cyndi Lauper and Emma Thompson were all considered for the role of Mrs. Lovett. Annette Bening and Toni Collette both also lobbied vigorously for the role of Mrs. Lovett, but lost out to Helena Bonham Carter. (Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street)

This film had been in development for over 25 years. At that point in time hundreds of actors were either considered or attached to the project, to play the role of Sweeney Todd. The list of actors include William Hurt, Michael Douglas, Harrison Ford, Dustin Hoffman, Robert De Niro, Al Pacino, Richard Dreyfuss, Gene Hackman, Robert Redford, Jack Nicholson, Steve Martin, Tim Curry, Kevin Kline, Warren Beatty and many more. (Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street)

More to come!
-HipsterForce

30DHPC Day Ten

Horcruxes or Hallows?

-The Philosophers' Stone. Hallows are useless if you are skilled at common magic and I don't want to kill people.

-HipsterForce

Batman Review

IMDb Rating: 7.6/10
Rotten Tomatoes Rating: 71%
Notable Cast/Crewmembers: Michael Keaton, Jack Nicholson, Michael Gough, Tim Burton
Genre: Superhero, action, fantasy

Of all superheroes ever to roam the face of popular culture, Batman is by far my favourite. It's very important that a movie about him does justice to what he is. Batman (1989)does succeed at doing that, though only to some extent. The action is exhilarating, the characters are gripping and when Keaton first identifies himself as Batman, the sensation is simply bone-chilling. The story is a primal but thought-through Batman vs. Joker battle. The latter, brilliantly performed by Jack Nicholson, gives a whole new demension to the ancient character. However, I do feel the need to note that the plot doesn't spend much time on the inner tempers of either of the main characters. Bruce Wayne's pain and Batman being his way of coping are barely visible. Joker is often left unexplained, but in this interpretation a bit more motive than an urge for attention would give him more depth.

SPOILERSPOILERSSPOILERSPOILERSPOILERSSPOILERSSPOILERSPOILERSPOILERSSPOILERBITCe!

The plot in Batman mainly concerns Batman. It starts with the legendary shooting of his parents, this time not by Joe Chill, but a for now unknown mobster. Then the current situation in Gotham City is shown. Crime and injustice rule the streets and gang lord Grissom holds the throne. However, due to recent efforts by the authority, he could be pinned to a crooked chemicals manufactor. He sends his over-ambitious right-hand, Jack Napier, to destroy the evidence. The job turns out to be a set-up, and Napier ends up in a vat of toxic chemicals. After a botched surgery, he reappears as the villain we've all come to fear and love. He proceeds to wreak havoc and extract his revenge on all he believes have wronged him in a crusade for recognition. It's up to Batman to thwart his schemes to disfigure all of Gotham's denizens to his image. Batman finds out Joker is the crook who shot his parents years ago. Joker in turn learns of Batman's interest in the reporter, Vicki Vale, and takes her hostage in a bell tower, where he intends to marry her. Batman takes the bait and in the ensuing battle, Napier is unfortunately killed. Hahahahahahahahaha.
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I'm Batman!
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RedHazzard

30DHPC Day Nine

Least fave male character.

-Hmmm, tough one. Harry is obviously the most boring person because you know almost everything about him. Ron is just always being plain stupid and all the other male characters have next to no influence on the story. I guess I don't have a least favourite male character. The only male characters that are really cool are Voldemort, Lupin, Neville and Kingsley Shacklebolt.

[After five minutes of thinking]

I got it! Lockhart! He is extremely annoying and the character is being played by Kenneth Branagh. I'll never forgive him for Thor...

-HipsterForce

Desktop Ponies

The best invention since snuggies! Desktop freakin' PONIES! It's basically a programme you can install, so almost every pony from MLP [FIM] walks across your desktop. I was delighted to find out that you can't only add the mane six to your desktop, but almost every character, like Carrot Top, Winona, Nightmare Moon and Pinkamena. Currently, Pinkie Pie is doing cartwheels, Princess Luna is jumping around, Fluttershy is sleeping and Doctor Whooves is spewing out Doctor Who quotes. And all on my screen!
God, I love them so much!

-HipsterForce

P.S.
Doctor Whooves has a digital fez. Digital fezzes are cool.

Historical Figures/Events I Want To See On Doctor Who

1. Leonardo Da Vinci
2. Freddie Mercury
3. 9/11 And how it could have been prevented by the Doctor
4. J.K. Rowling starting to write Harry Pottah
5. Woodstock
6. Martin Luther King Jr.'s speech
7. The first concert of The Beatles

There are probably a few that have already been in Doctor Who episodes (for instance, Leonardo Da Vinci has been in an ancient episode with Four, I believe), but still...

-HipsterForce

Best Line From Adventure Time

"Well Stanley, for a watermelon, you sure do get into trouble a lot."

I love Stanley the Watermelon. He is so CUTE. And he is A FREAKIN' WATERMELON!

-HipsterForce

Useless Inventions With Useless Names

1. I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
2. Snuggies
3. Hotpockets
4. ShamWOWs
5. Infomercials
6. Twitter
7. Google Plus

-HipsterForce

Ways To Pronounce "Like A Boss"

1. Like A Boss
2. Like A Baws
3. Like A Baus
4. Liek A Boss
5. Like A Bozz
6. Chuck Norris / Rory Williams
7. Some weird combination of the choices above

-HipsterForce

30DHPC Day Eight

What do you think would be your fave lesson?

-First of all, why did the maker of this challenge choose to say fave instead of favourite? It's starting to get annoying. Anyway, I'd love flying lessons even though I'm afraid of heights. I'd also love to have Charms class, just to learn all sort of wicked useless stuff.

-HipsterForce

Other Things I Want To Be A Vegetable

If you haven't heard it yet: the American Congress decided pizza was a vegetable. Now, if these unhealthy things were vegetables, my diet would be a lot more healthy.

1. Cheese, especially cheddar...so delicious...
2. Black Forest Cake
3. Custard
4. Chocolate Flavoured Custard
5. Strawberry Flavoured Custard
6. Milk Shakes
7. Churros
8. Twinkies
9. Jelly Beans
10. Starbucks Carrot Cake

-HipsterForce

People With Cool Names

1. Rhys Ifans
2. Geraldine Somerville
3. Theodor Seuss Geisel (Dr. Seuss)
4. Tim Curry
5. Dakota Fanning
6. Benedict Cumberbatch
7. Ralph Fiennes (especially if you realize you pronounce it like Rafe Fines)
8. The Game. Problem?

-HipsterForce

30DHPC Day Seven

Fave female character and why?

-Bellatrix because Helena Bonham FREAKING Carter.

-HipsterForce

This Is Not Going To End Well...

Type your name: HipsterForce
Type your name with your elbow: hi0opsdrerfgortvcre
Type your name with your eyes closed: HipsterHktyr
Type your name with your nose: HipstereForce
Slam your face into the keyboard: vg

-HipsterHktyt

TV Show Stuff

Pick your top 5 shows and answer the following questions. Don’t cheat.

1. Doctor Who
2. My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic
3. Brainiac
4. Glee (shame, shame...)
5. Spongebob

(Not a list that will make me popular, but hey, at least I'm honest)

1. Who is your favorite character in 2?

-Definitely Fluttershy, she's so cute.

2. Who is your least favorite character in 1?

-Don't really know. I think River Song. Not because I don't like the character, but because for an outsider like me it's really complicated to understand her story.

3. What’s your favourite episode of 4?:

-The Lady Gaga Episode. I didn't really like the songs, because Lady Gaga isn't really my style, but I loved the weird outfits.

4. What is your favorite season of 5?

-The first few. The later ones were getting unoriginal.

5. What’s your favorite relationship in 3?:

-The relationship between aluminium and ironoxide. It makes thermite, which melts through almost everything!

6. Who is your anti relationship in 2?:

-Seriously? My Little Pony doesn't have relationships.

7. How long have you watched 1?:

-I've seen about six complete episodes so far and four half. Working on it though.

8. How did you become interested in 3?:

-It was on when I was having breakfast, and I just loved the British humour mixed with Ig Nobel Prize style science.

9. Who is your favorite actor in 4?:

-Chris Colfer. His voice is brilliant and Kurt is a great character.

10. Which show do you prefer, 1, 2, or 5?:

-Definitely 1.

11. Which show have you seen more episodes of, 1 or 3?

-Three, but I remember the Doctor Who episodes better.

12. If you could be anyone from 4, who would you be?:

-Kurt, because he has the best voice.

13. How would you kill off your favourite character in 1?:

-By throwing her (Donna) into Bellatrix. The star Bellatrix that is.

14. Would a 3/4 crossover work?:

-No. I'm sorry, but British humour is way too delicate to be touched by people other than Brits. Sigh. Sometimes I hate being Dutch.

15. Pair two characters in 1 that would make an unlikely but strangely okay couple:

-The Eleventh Doctor and Donna.

16. Over all, which show has a better cast, 3 or 5?:

-3.

17. Which has better theme music, 2 or 4?:

-Definitely a tie.

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-HipsterForce

Support Gay Rights In Russia

Dear FGF'ers,

Today I heard that in Russia, people are trying to make a law which forbids everybody to openly speak about homosexuality. Of course, I am extremely against this law. This is why I signed a petition on allout.org They are trying to get as many people as they can to sign the petition. Please, give freedom a voice and sign it as well.

-HipsterForce
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Books I Still Want To Read

1. Frankenstein
2. Much Ado About Nothing
3. Paper Towns
4. Lolita
5. Waiting For Godot
6. Planet Of The Apes

-HipsterForce

Food That Can Cure A Cold

Well, I hope they can, because I have caught a cold, and I feel like eating these foods:

1. Chocolate Mielk (Yes, mielk)
2. Custard
3. A Deep-Fried Mahs Bah (Mars Bar, that is)
4. COLA. Hmmmm, cola.
5. Greek Salad
6. Human Meat. Haha, JK, haha...ha...hehe..

-HipsterForce

30DHPC Day Six

What house would you want to be in?

-I'd love to be in Ravenclaw, because I like the idea of intellect triumphing over brute force and cynicism (A not very subtle reference to the Doctor Who opening on the Late Late Show). I think it would also suit me best, because I would rather call myself smart than call myself brave, sneaky or a "hard worker" (everybody knows that Hufflepuff is for people who are actually squibs, but their parents just pay Hogwarts a lot of money.).
The only thing that bothers me is that my favourite character, Bellatrix, was in Slytherin. Slytherin seems to have given us a variety of people whose minds are screwed up in the weirdest ways. So I'd like to be in Slytherin as well. But Ravenclaw has the best motto: Wit beyond measure's a man's greatest treasure.

-HipsterForce

You Know That You're Dutch When...

1. You can name all the letters in the alphabet:
A, B, K/S, D, E, F, Choke, Breath, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, That one letter we never use, How the fuck do I pronounce this?, S, T, U, V, W, That other letter we never use, What the hell is this letter for?, Z.

2. You can only count two seasons: Football* season and Not Football Season.

3. You think that deserts only exist in fairytales.

4. Same goes for mountains.

5. You can't imagine a life without cheese.

-HipsterForce

*Soccer

Alphabet Of Awesome

A is for Awesome, a synonym to Rainbow Dash.
B is for Burton, Tim Burton, that is.
C is for Chaos, the best state a mind can be in.
D is for Doctor Who, need I say more?
E is for Elements Of Harmony, BRONIES!
F is for Friendship, because it is awesome.
G is for Great Britain, Fuck yeah.
H is for Helena Bonham Carter, the best of all actresses.
I is for Internet, a source of awesomeness.
J is for J.K. Rowling, who made our lives bettah.
K is for Kindle, I'd like it for Christmas, if it wasn't so damn expensive.
L is for Lauren Cooper, Face. Bovvered?
M is for My Little Pony, PEGASIS FOR LIFE!
N is for Norris, we all call him God.
O is for Oh my... A cute way to say HOLY FUCK WHAT'S HAPPENING?
P is for PEANUT BUTTAH JELLEH TIME!
Q is for Questions, because they are a part of creativity.
R is for Random, because banana, elephant and Hooloovooloo.
S is for Sushi, SOOOO YUMMY...
T is for The, a word we all need.
U is for Utopia, because it's a cool word.
V is for V For Vendetta, a great movie that is.
W is for Within Temptation, a band that I love.
X is for X-Rays, because I can't think of a better word.
Y is for Y U NO, a meme that is always useful.
Z is for Zzzzz....Errr, I can't find a word that starts with Z...

LOOK AT IT! Look how lame and not rhyming it is!
-HipsterForce

The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy Review

Too bad nobody likes this movie, it's really awesome...

IMDb Rating: 6.6
Rotten Tomatoes Rating: 60% rated fresh
Notable Cast/Crewmembers: Zooey Deschanel, Bill Nighy, Warwick Davis, Alan Rickman, Helen Mirren Stephen Fry and a cameo from Kelly McDonald.
Genre: Sci-fi, adventure, comedy

I thought it was a pretty funny movie, not only because it's an adaption of the awesome book, but also the way people and objects were presented. Everything had an atmosphere of weirdness and surrealness around it, like at any moment the director could yell 'cut' and the actors would climb out of the suits.
The only flaw it has, is that it's not a direct adaption of the novel. I was slightly disappointed at this, because I really liked the book. Still, the cast makes up for it by being just plain awesome.

This review, I will not plot the story for you, because it is really weird and I saw it three weeks ago, so it has kid of sunk away in my brain.
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[last lines]
Marvin: Not that anyone cares what I say, but the restaurant is at the *other* end of the Universe

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-HipsterForce

30DHPC Day Five

Day 5: Fave male character and why.

Lupin, because he is a FREAKIN' WEREWOLF! WAAAAAAAARGH!!!
Lupin is 20% cooler than the rest.

-HipsterForce

P.S.
In addition to the previous posts: We also have 7 followers :D

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In addition to my last post: Since I've posted it, we've had 7 pageviews :D
This kind of funny stuff makes my day.

-HipsterForce

P.S.
My new slogan: Feed your inner hipster. Yay or nay? Tell me in le comments.

Wut.

Yesterday we here at FunkyGreenFishie got 7 pageviews, this month overall we had 77 pageviews and since we started we have had 777 pageviews. I think my statistics are trying to tell me something...

-HipsterForce

Memes Are Getting Unoriginal???

Today it hit me that memes, while they were a beacon of new hunour at first, they now are as unoriginal as apple pie. Look at the similarities between these memes:

-Pokémon vs. My Little Pony
-Strutting Leo vs. Happy Keanu
-Rick Rolling vs. Trololololo Guy
-The Game vs. Fight Club vs. /b/
-Nyan Cat vs. Rainbow Bunchie
-Rebecca Black vs. Jenna Rose
-Haters Gonna Hate vs. They See Me Rolling...
-Over 9000! vs. IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZAR!
-All your base are belong to us vs. Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
-What the...I don't even... vs. You accidentally the whole thing
-Rory Williams vs. Chuck Norris (Not really true, because they started the whole Rory thing under the assumption that he was the new Chuck Norris, but I don't care, I just wanted a reason to name Rory Williams, and I think I accidentally'd the whole thing)

But still, ME GUSTA memes.

-HipsterForce

30DHPC Day Four

And the fourth question is:

Least fave female character and why.

-Cho Chang, because she is really stupid. I mean she was the one who rejected Harry the whole time and she is mad when Harry and Hermione meet as friend. Y U SO STUPID GURL? Besides, she fell for Sparkly Cedric, so she can't do anything right anymore, in my opinion.

-HipsterForce

Songs That Were Probably Written While The Writer Was On Drugs

1. Heroes - David Bowie
2. Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band - The Beatles
3. Sterrenstof - De Jeugd Van Tegenwoordig (Dutch band)
4. Enter The Ninja - Die Antwoord
5. Sweet Transvestite - The Rocky Horror Picture Show
6. Crazy Little Thing Called Love - Queen
7. Bohemian Like You - The Dandy Warhols
8. Let's Go Outside - Meekakitty, Luke Conard And Jason Munday
9. Paradise By The Dashboard Light - Meatloaf
10. Sandvich - Team Fortress 2

These songs are all AMAZING!

-HipsterForce

30DHPC Day Three

Day 3: Is there any of the films adaptations that have made you angry because they’ve ignored important parts of the book.

-Yes. I was perfectly furious that they didn't tell anything about Ariana or Grindelwalt in the last film. For me, it was an important part of the book series because it made Dumbledore more real, instead of him just being an over-protective, all-mighty, wise person.

Which Disney Princess Are You?

Belle

[] You’ve kissed someone your friends didn’t like
[] You’ve been lost in the forest.
[] You love to read
[] You are not shy at all
[X] One of your family members is a bit weird.
[] You have done volunteer work
[X] You have a wild imagination.
[X] You love to take care of people in need
[] You’ve had guys like you only because they think you’re pretty
[] You’ve rejected at least one person when they’ve asked you out.

Total: 3

Rapunzel
[] You’re an orphaned child or have an evil step-mother
[X] You have many different hobbies to keep you busy
[] You can get really bored
[] You have very long hair
[] Your hair is bright blonde
[] You’re an artsy person
[X] You’re childish
[] You can’t wait to stop the same routine each day and start living
[X] You care about others and their feelings
[X] You like to follow the rules

Total: 4

Alice
[X] You have/had a pet rabbit
[] You love to play cards
[X] You constantly know the time
[] You get in sticky situations
[] You have been to a court
[] You have fallen asleep while doing homework.
[] You have had a tea party
[X] You like hats
[] You’re always late
[] You know how to play croquet

Total: 3

Jasmine
[] Your dad is rich
[X] You are very clever
[] You’ve been with someone way different from you
[] You’re unique and different from everyone else
[X] You’d never marry someone just because they were rich
[X] You have set a lot of goals for yourself
[X] You don’t have a lot of (good) friends
[X] You’re independent
[X] You are wealthy
[] Your parents try to control your life

Total: 6

Megara
[] Your boyfriend is strong
[] You have gotten involved with the wrong people before
[] You are very convincing
[] You have fallen in love before
[] You have had your heartbroken
[X] You find an interest in Greek mythology
[] You lie sometimes
[] You’ve pretended to be someone you’re not
[] You have been used
[] Purple is one of your favorite colors

Total: 1

Ariel
[X] Your parents expect a lot from you
[] You really try to follow the rules, but it’s hard for you
[] You’re a bit of a trouble maker
[X] You’re the youngest in your family
[] You have a lot of sisters
[] You collect something
[] You have/had long hair
[] You are adventurous
[X] You’re extremely curious
[X] You believe everything people tell you/you’re a bit gullible

Total: 4

Aurora
[] You live/have lived with someone other than your parents
[] You almost died at a very young age
[] You are gentle, loving, and/or thoughtful
[] You have blonde hair
[X] You have a decent singing voice
[] You spend most of your time outside
[] You’re adopted
[] You’re very romantic
[X] Pink is one of your favorite colors

Total: 2

Cinderella
[] One of your parents is dead
[] You are expected to do a lot of chores
[] You love to dress up
[X] You love animals
[] You are waiting patiently for your Prince Charming
[] Your mom is really strict
[] You have sisters who seem kind of jealous of you
[X] You’re afraid to speak your mind sometimes
[] You have left your shoes at a friends house before
[] You have blond hair

Total: 2

Snow White
[] You know that you’re beautiful
[] Sometimes it seems like your mom is jealous of you
[] You’ve almost been killed
[] You have at least seven good friends
[] You’ve had food poisoning
[X] You have/had short hair
[] You get along with almost everyone
[X] All of your friends are different
[X] You love to have a good time
[X] You’re happier when you’re out of the house than in

Total: 4

Tinkerbell
[X] You get jealous easily
[] You loved your childhood
[X] You like to fly
[] You believe in magic
[] You’re 5’2 or under
[] You like(d) someone that didn’t notice you
[X] You love sparkles
[] People underestimate you
[X] You get angry easily
[] You have/had a treehouse

Total: 4

Pocahontas
[X] You love to walk around and explore big cities
[] You are more spiritual than religious
[] You’ve been in an interracial relationship
[] One of your family members is dead
[] Your parents are very protective of you
[] Someone you know has been in war
[] You love nature
[X] You have/had black hair
[] You would love to move somewhere exotic and beautiful
[] You’re very adventurous

Total: 2

Mulan
[X] You can be a tomboy sometimes.
[X] People wish you could be a bit more girly
[] You’ve pretended to be someone you’re not
[] You’ve had a physical fight with someone
[] You have/had considered running away from home
[] Your parents try to plan your life out
[X] A lot of your friends are boys
[] You sometimes find yourself in bad situations
[X] You love your family so much that you’d do anything to protect them

Total: 4

Butbutbutbut...I wanted to be Alice...I haven't even seen Aladdin.

-HipsterForce

30DHPC Day Two

Your fave movie?

-Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows Part One. It has a lot of Bellatrix and it's a great build-up.

-HipsterForce

My Ultimate Pokémon Team

You know that I'm bored when I start talking about Pokémon teams. This team is mostly based on the cuteness of Pokémon:

1. Chikorita. So cute, and the first Pokémon I knew by name, I think.
2. Suicune. Beautiful and powerful.
3. Shaymin. SO MOFO-ING CUTE.
4. Mudkip. Because ebberybody lieks mudkips.
5. Articuno. He is like Nyan Cat, except he farts ice-glittery stuff.
6. Rick Astley. [RICK ASTLEY used SING!]

-HipsterForce

30 Day Harry Potter Challenge

I've been on tumblr for fifteen minutes and already my life is getting better. I just found out about the 30 Day Harry Potter Challenge. Basically you use a blog-like website (like this one) to answer the following questions every day for thirty days:

Day 1: Your fave book.
Day 2: Your fave movie.
Day 3: Is there any of the films adaptations that have made you angry because they’ve ignored important parts of the book.
Day 4: Least fave female character and why.
Day 5: Fave male character and why.
Day 6: What house would you want to be in.
Day 7: Fave female character and why.
Day 8: What do you think would be your fave lesson.
Day 9: Least fave male character.
Day 10: Horcruxes or Hallows.
Day 11: What character would you say you are most like.
Day 12: Fave ship.
Day 13: Least fave movie.
Day 14: Team Voldermort or Team harry.
Day 15: Who would be your best friends at hogwarts. (three only)
Day 16: Fave professor
Day 17: Are you excited about The Deathly Hallows movie or scared it won’t do the book justice.
Day 18: Least fave book.
Day 19: Do you prefer the books or films.
Day 20: If you had to meet one member of the cast, who would it be.
Day 21: Out of all the characters that died, if you could bring one back, who would it be.
Day 22: Harry Potter or Twilight
Day 23: Any part of the books/movies that makes you cry.
Day 24: Any particular scene you wished would have been put in the movie but it wasn’t.
Day 25: Nineteen years later. Are you happy how it turned out, or do you wish something was different, ie Neville married Luna.
Day 26: If you could be able to work one spell without a wand what would it be.
Day 27: Would you rather own The Invisibility Cloak, The Resurrection Stone or The Elder Wand.
Day 28: Do you listen to Wizard Wrock, what do you think about it.
Day 29: Did you enjoy A Very Potter Musical.
Day 30: What affect has Harry Potter made on your life and how much does it mean to you


I've literally copied this from a website, any mistakes in the questions are not mine.
So, because today is the first day I will answer the first question:
Your fave book?
-Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows. I've read the other ones at least five times each, so they've started to become boring to me. This one, I have only read twice, once in Dutch and once in English, so it's fairly new to me.

-HipsterForce

Tumblr = Weird

So I've been on tumblr (pronounced tumblah) for a few months now, and this is only the second time I've logged in. It's not that I don't like it, it's more that before I didn't need it. I had this for blogging, Facebook for friends and Memebase for memes. However, today I found out that I do, really need tumblr. It turned out that tumblr is the base of almost every fandom I'm part of (My Little Pony, Tim Burton stuff, Doctor Who etc.). So today I have made a vow to use tumblr at least once every week (probably a lot more). I will not make real blogs, I'll only reblog stuff that I like. For all of you who have forgotten my tumblr adress thingy, here it is again:

romanticasylum.tumblr.com

-HipsterForce

I Like...

1. Her Mane! (My Little Pony)
2. Mudkips (Pokémon)
3. Chocolate Milk (Batman, sortof...)
4. You (Bohemian Like You)
5. Big Butts And I Cannot Lie! (Sir Mix-a-lot)
6. Trains (ASDF Movies)
7. Piña Coladas (Barry Manilow? I have absolutely no idea...)
-HipsterForce

10 Man Crushes That Are Socially Allowed With Heterosexual Men

By RedHazzard, who is in fact a straight male:

1. Batman
2. Morgan Freeman
3. Chuck Norris
4. Rory Williams
5. Mick Jagger
6. Steve Jobs
7. Eric Cartman/Glenn Quaigmire
8. Gordon Ramsey
9. Rick Astley
10. Jack Sparrow
11. George Lucas
12. Stephen Fry
13. Alan Rickman
14. Obi-Wan Kenobi

(It's more than ten, WE KNOW!)
-RedHazzard