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Ok, THIS Is The Lamest Joke Ever

Why can't Hank drive a car?


Answer:

Hank is a stone.


Apparently this is a joke.

This Title Has Nothing To Do With The Subject I'm Going To Talk About

Today I watched Tim Burton's Corpse Bride. It's pretty damn amazing. So I wanted to try if could draw a Emily-like figure, which went great. Well, for me, because I have no painting/drawing talent whatsoever. Here's my take on Emily:

First the sketch:

Then I coloured it digitally:

Yeah. Pink hair.
But seriously, Burtonesque? Or totally not his style?

Within Temptation fansession

Sooo,, yesterday was real awesum with WT, and i got the album , TY pippaa ;D Jeroen thinks I'm mean, but if that's true. Robert would be too. Oh, when you ask Pippa for a photo, well... Neuh, just kidding xD
well bye ;D

Great Gifts *sarcasm*

1. A stone with a face drawn on it.
2. Baby soap.
3. Dead bullfrogs.
4. Fake teeth.
5. An empty box.
6. A glass of water.
7. A picture of yourself with a moustache.
8. A decapitated teddy bear.
9. Bracelets made out of dirt.
10. An atom-sized car.
Whazzaaaa!

The Greatest Movie Ever

The journey of a man, in search of his parasite...

Deep in the rainforests of London, a man is struck by a great trerror. Longing for help he turns to the only man who can help him...
A devastating story of a king, a great man, who has encountered his greatest fear.

Starring: Donald McBananapants, Celia Wardrobe and Cristoff Le Mur

The King's Leech

Coming to theaters far from your house on February 30th

A Great First Impression

For a great first impression follow these tips:

1. Wear your tie backwards.
2. Talk about your imaginary cat.
3. Calculate how long somebody's got left to live.
4. Refuse to shake anyone's hand.
5. Dress up.
6. When you're talking to someone, don't look them in the eyes. Instead, look three inches to the right of their eyes.
7. Ask him/her to give you a massage.
8. Why wear gloves if you could be wearing socks on your hand?

Take that, optimistic people!

So some people in California found out that people who are optimistic die earlier than people who are pessimistic. If you are optimistic, here are some tips to get pessimistic:

-Every day, when you wake up, you should grab a lemon, and squirt its juice into your eyes. That'll sure bring you in a bad mood.

-Kill your rabbit and say that your neighbour is a douchebag, he'll throw eggs at you. You'll see ;D

-Do something bad so your mother will nag about it, record it and listen to it all day long.

-Let your computer die a serious death. Bring him to a hospital and say it's not a wuzzy, get kicked by a boxer and say your mum makes up 100 FML's a day for fun.

-Try to pronounce the name Ralf Mackenbach. You'll get frustrated because it is impossible to pronounce it right without looking like a square.

-Be a square or triangle.

-Buy a painting and rip it in front of the painter's eye, yeah just 1 eye. the other lies on the ground.

-Get veeery bored and start writing stupid things on a blog.

hahahahaha bye!

Emoticon figure of the day

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Bored person

Pippa ;D

A Hello Kitty Haiku

Hello Kitty is
The cutest figure alive
All glory to her

Naah, I´m just messing with you. Of course all glory goes to the hypno toad.

Irritation

DUTCH GOVERNMENT!

Y U NO OPEN GIRO 555 SO PEOPLE CAN ACTUALLY GIVE MONEY TO THE VICTIMS IN JAPAN AND NOT JUST CHANGE THEIR FACEBOOK STATUS TO SOMETHING DEPRESSING AND NOT-HELPING?????

No, but seriously, WTF Holland? Apparently, if a lot of people die in a rich country it´s not important. Way to go people, waaaay to go...

We are...

-The things you see out of the corner of your eye. (Within Temptation)
-Who we are. (Ke$ha)
-Not what you think we are. (Mika)
-The Champions. (Queen)
-All in this together (HSM)

Identity issue much, musicians?

Awesome English Words

-Splendid
-Marvellous
-Telly
-Daft
-Yacht

Lamest joke ever

Knock Knock
Who´s there?
To.
To who?
To WHOM!


GRAMMAR NAZI

Top 10 Coolest Villains

10. Scar from The Lion King. Because Be Prepared is the only Lion King song worth listening.
9.   The pigs from the game Angry Birds. Because come on, they are GREEEEEN!!
8.   Davy Jones from the Pirates Of The Caribbean-series. Because he can play the piano with his face.
7.   Plankton from SpongeBob. Because even if he doesn´t want to, he is extremely cute.
6.   Jim from Edward Scissorhands. Because he dies at the end. He SO deserved it.
5.   DINKELBERG!!!
4.   Judge Turpin from Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street. Because that was the first time (and I really hope the last time as well) I ever saw Alan Rickman with a golden legging.
3.   Sue Sylvester from Glee. For the obvious reasons.
2.   The water in Titanic. Such a b#tch!










And finally................................


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1.    Bellatrix Lestrange! Because her mind is totally destroyed, because she cackles, because her character is played by Helena Bonham Carter, the awesomest actress ever, and of course for her unforgettable song `I killed Sirius Black, I killed Sirius Black!´

List Of Things I´d Do

Taking my own advice now. This is a list I´d do if I had infinite money and time and possibilities etcetera.

1. Buy Starbucks and make them place a store next to my house.
2. Make a replica of the factory from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
3. Make my own religion: NinjaDragonism. All glory to the NinjaDragon!
4. Give people money to dye their hair in weird colours.
5. Get Charmed back on the telly. That show was awesome.
6. Promote music that I like.
7. Give windmills to poor countries to make sure they have: a. Enough energy b. Energy that doesn´t pollute the world. (OK, this is a little weird compared to the other things. But hey, it would be great to be able to do that)
8. Pay Disney to make a movie with a good plot. Not those predictable stuff that they dare call movies.

OK of course I wouldn´t do this. Well, I would, but I´d do more important things first.

A Feelgood List

Here are a few things you can do if you feel down:

1. Wave at strangers.
2. Think of the things you´d do if you had infinite money.
3. RickRoll somebody.
4. Learn the dances to songs you don´t like. I´d recommend `I Whip My Hair Back And Forth`
5. Film yourself headbanging. Then put it on your computer and switch the audio with a piece of classical music or country.
6. Watch a famous movie like Titanic, and write down all the cheesy lines. You´ll notice it is quite a lot.

How to annoy people

-Every time you give someone a compliment, end your sentence with: `and I really mean that. Seriously.´
-Replace regular curse words with really stupid ones. Like: `And I was like, Oh My Bacon! Son of a grasshopper!
-Bring scented candles to work/school and light them.
-Threaten to throw a banana peal at a sink.
-When you first meet people, tell them that they must call you Lord/Lady Pepperpants from the planet of Klorp.
-Laugh at things that aren´t funny and keep a straight face if someone tries to tell something funny.

This town has the longest name!

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch in Wales, Great Britain.

That´s a nice one for hangman. Go to Wikipedia for the pronunciation. Please tell me if you can pronounce it, ´cause if you can, you deserve a medal.

Proper responses to every question

Questions starting with ´Why...´
(example: Why are you so ugly?)

-Because I´m a ninja!
-Because that stain is really gross!
-Because of that apple.
-Because Morgan Freeman is awesome.

Question starting with ´Where...´
(example: Where is the dog?)

-In your/my pants.
-At the zoo. Duh.
-In our mothership.
-In a place far away where nobody can hear them! °evil laugh°

Questions starting with ´What is a(n)...´
(example: What is a penguin?)

-A special kind of explosive duck.
-A russian pizza.
-A maggot that caught a cold.
-A question mark with a hat.

The cutest things

If anyone could make these things, I could die happy.

-A pink cupcake doll with a cherry on top, designed by Tim Burton. If you squeeze it, you smell freshly mown grass and flowers and you hear Within Temptation music.

-A pie shaped like Totoro/a punk-ish Hello Kitty.

-Pancakes with syrup shaped like unicorns.

-A monkey-shaped purse.

-A picture of a penguin eating strawberry flavoured ice cream.

Foodissues for dummies and people who are too stupid to think of this themselves

OK, so your food tastes awful, you´re the worst cook ever and it´s too late to order something. This is what I do in these kind of situations.

Is your food salt? Add lemon juice.
Is your food sweet? Add chocolate.
Is your food bitter? Throw it away. Nobody likes bitter stuff.
Is your food sour? Add feta cheese.
Is your food neutral? Add all of the above (not all at the same time of course) and look what´s best.

-WARNING-

If you suffer from vomiting, cramps, allergic reactions or anything else, it´s not my problem. You should´ve been more careful.

Enjoy your meal!

The Boy Who Turned Into A Black Hole

There once was a boy.
One day he started to feel a off.
He looked down at his feet, and noticed that he started to turn into a black hole.
When his transformation was finished he sucked up our solar system, killing mankind.

-THE END

Blood

I'm the kind of human wreckage that you love! :3

Why Santa is awesome

1. ZOMG HE BRINGS PRESENTS :)
2. Santa Claus is fat. Fat people are cool.
3. His clothes were designed by Coca Cola.
4. His diet consists of only cookies and milk and yet he is pretty healthy for someone who is extremely old.
5. He has elf slaves >:-)
6. He sneaks into your house but doesn't harm you. He's like a ninja, but friendlier.
7. He has like five gazillion theme songs.