Foodissues for dummies and people who are too stupid to think of this themselves

OK, so your food tastes awful, you´re the worst cook ever and it´s too late to order something. This is what I do in these kind of situations.

Is your food salt? Add lemon juice.
Is your food sweet? Add chocolate.
Is your food bitter? Throw it away. Nobody likes bitter stuff.
Is your food sour? Add feta cheese.
Is your food neutral? Add all of the above (not all at the same time of course) and look what´s best.

-WARNING-

If you suffer from vomiting, cramps, allergic reactions or anything else, it´s not my problem. You should´ve been more careful.

Enjoy your meal!