vrijdag 18 maart 2011

A Great First Impression

For a great first impression follow these tips:

1. Wear your tie backwards.
2. Talk about your imaginary cat.
3. Calculate how long somebody's got left to live.
4. Refuse to shake anyone's hand.
5. Dress up.
6. When you're talking to someone, don't look them in the eyes. Instead, look three inches to the right of their eyes.
7. Ask him/her to give you a massage.
8. Why wear gloves if you could be wearing socks on your hand?

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