1. ZOMG HE BRINGS PRESENTS :)
2. Santa Claus is fat. Fat people are cool.
3. His clothes were designed by Coca Cola.
4. His diet consists of only cookies and milk and yet he is pretty healthy for someone who is extremely old.
5. He has elf slaves >:-)
6. He sneaks into your house but doesn't harm you. He's like a ninja, but friendlier.
7. He has like five gazillion theme songs.
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