A Lot Of Lovely Little Poems

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Some poems rhyme
This one doesn't

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm Samuel L. Jackson,
and I F*CKING DARE YOU!

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
This doesn't make sense
BATMAN

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I've got Tourettes,
B*LLS, SH*T F*CK YOU!

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm narcoleptic
ZZZZZZZZZ

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I think there's someone behind me,
And now you think so too.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
My nose is a bit itchy,
ah- ah- ah- ACHOO!

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm obsessive-compulsive,
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm obsessive-compulsive
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm obsessive-compulsive

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have amnesia
Roses are red.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm easily distact-
BUNNY!

-HipsterForce