1. Everyone knows that Bruce Wayne is the real person behind Batman. But did you know that Mickey Mouse is the real person behind both the Riddler and Tyler Durden?
2. Maggie Smith doesn't age. She's too awesome for aging.
3. Gravity doesn't exist. It is a myth, created by the birds. If we wouldn't believe in gravity, we would take over the skies. The birds didn't like that, so they created mind-invaders to make us believe in gravity.
4. If you wear a grey tank top, you are 307.6% more likely to be pooped on by a dinosaurrabbit than when you wear a rainbow-coloured dress.
-HipsterForce
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