Companion Quotes: Captain Jack Harkness

UTOPIA

Captain Jack Harkness: Good to see you.
The Doctor: And you. Same as ever. Although, have you had work done?
Captain Jack Harkness: You can talk!
The Doctor: [looks confused for a second] Oh yes, the face. Regeneration. How did you know this was me?
Captain Jack Harkness: The police box kinda gives it away.

[Jack prepares to enter a deadly radiation filled room]
The Doctor: Whoa, what are you taking your clothes off for?
Captain Jack Harkness: I'm goin' in!
The Doctor: By the looks of it, I'd say the Stet radiation doesn't affect clothes, only flesh.
Captain Jack Harkness: Well, I'll look good though.

Doctor: The city outside, that was yours?
Chantho: Chan, the conglomeration died, tho.
Doctor: Conglomeration! That's what I said!
Jack: You're supposed to say, "sorry".
Doctor: Oh, yes.
[to Chantho]
Doctor: Sorry.
Chantho: Chan, most grateful, tho.

THE DOCTOR DANCES

Captain Jack Harkness: [stands after ceiling is repaired] Who has a sonic screwdriver?
The Doctor: I do!
Rose Tyler: [ignores them] Lights.
[starts to move around the room, looking for a switch]
Captain Jack Harkness: Who looks at a screwdriver and thinks, "Ooh, this could be a little more sonic"?

BAD WOLF

Captain Jack Harkness: What's a Defabricator?
Captain Jack Harkness: [his clothes get disintegrated]
Captain Jack Harkness: Okay, defabricator, does exactly what it says on the tin. Am I naked in front of millions of viewers?
Zu-Zana, Trine-e: [enthusiastically] Absolutely.
Captain Jack Harkness: Ladies, your viewing figures just went up.

JOURNEY'S END

Captain Jack Harkness: [crawling out of a shaft in the wall] Just my luck! I crawl through two miles of ventilation shafts, following life signs on this thing...
[pointing to the device on his wrist]
Captain Jack Harkness: ...and who do I find? Mickey Mouse.
Mickey Smith: You can talk, Captain Cheesecake!
Captain Jack Harkness, Mickey Smith: Ha ha!
[they hug]
Captain Jack Harkness: And that's Beefcake!
Mickey Smith: And that's enough hugging!

Captain Jack Harkness: [on realizing that there are technically three versions of the Doctor - the original, the clone and the Doctor/Donna combination] I can't tell you what I'm thinking right now!

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