Signs that your school break isn´t going the way you had planned:
1. You keep wishing that you're back at school.
2. You can't stop pressing F5 when on 9gag, hoping that some new stuff will pop up.
3. You check the fridge every ten minutes.
4. You spend your days watching Doctor Who episodes you've already seen.
5. You read an entire discussion about Fleur Delacour (Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire) is a sexist character or not.
6. Cleaning your room is fun, because you finally have something to do.
7. You realize you're a spoiled brat for not enjoying your break.
8. You keep thinking about poor kids who can't even afford going to school, let alone have a break.
9. You learn an entire song on the ukelele in one day, while you previously worked three weeks on learning the G chord.
10. You realize all the above applies to you.
But I have a valid reason! My best friend and my boyfriend have left me all alone to go to her boyfriend and to France, respectively. It's not my fault! I'm not pathetic! Well, I am, but not because of the beforementioned reasons, I'm pathetic because I just am.
-The Shy Hipster
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