What I Would Do With A Sonic Screwdriver

1. Show off. First thing to do if you have a new gadget: Show your friends and make them jealous.
2. Lock and unlock doors. Just because you can.
3. Scratch your back. For all the places you normally can't reach.
4. Show off some more.
5. Go to ComicCon and have instant slaves.
6. Use it instead of a computer mouse.
7. Turn off and on again for the great "bzrrrrrrrrrr" sound.
8. Control your neighbour's TV without them knowing it.

-The Shy Hipster